What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:33
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
Loons and Moons
So they tried
share office space ...
Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No way
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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